Dear London,

I will be arriving in two days, which means a few ground rules:

1. Be awesome.
2. Don't sic your soccer hooligans on me for not having chosen a football club yet.  I will also be entertaining offers regarding the football club I should be supporting.
3. Give me awesome concerts.
4. Give me awesome beer.
5. Give me a good crop of London friends, both those studying abroad too and locals.

Don't screw the pooch on this one, London.  But I hazard that you won't.  I've been looking forward to you for all my life.

Graciously,
Eric

PS. Trust me, I have been studying up on your music history.  i.e.:

NP: David Bowie - Low

This is a flawless album.  Christ, it might be top 20 of all time for me.  See, London?  I am getting ready.